Cheesy pick up lines

[.mcgovlau.]

You should be called Campbell's Soup cause ur mmm mmm goooooooooood

[KevSays]

My mates bet me I couldn't start a conversation with the hottest girl in here..... so, want to buy a drink with their money??

[Jacko2kn3]

Are you Jamaican, 'cause Ja-makin-me-horny

OMG! I have to say that is the BEST I have ever heard!

That is so getting used tomorrow ol:

[Jim Rotates]

I got this from Friends....

"Maybe you could get in on a beauty scholorship.."

And I heard this from some dude in my year...

"Nice legs, when do they open?"

[G-flow]

Lol nice n cheezay!

[la-ur-en]

Here are some cheesey pick up lines (I don't use them *cough* :eusa_whis )

You must be a baker... Cause those are some nice buns...

Hey, my friend wants to know if you think i'm hot...

Oh are your lips sore? Here let me kiss them better for you...

(This one was what a guy once said in my college)
What has 100 teeth, and holds back a monster?... MY ZIPPER!

Damn your so hott, you made me forget ma pick-up line...

I can't say i know you... but i'd like to...

I see your future... with me... and lots of kids (i would find that weird if someone said that to me but, anyhow)

Milk does the body good... but damn... how much did you drink?

Guy: Hey gorgeous, i noticed you were staring at me...
Girl: What are you talking about? I was looking at your friend...

[Ryan]

Oh are your lips sore? Here let me kiss them better for you...

ooooh sum1 said tha to me lol worked aswell lol

[G-flow]

ooooh sum1 said tha to me lol worked aswell lol

Really? is someone Fibbing? lol,

[Ryan]

no am not lol my lip was actually saw tho lol but it did happen lol

[G-flow]

Lucky you! :p, that is quite a weird situation though!