Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

[lil.b-balla]

habbo name: lil.b-balla
joke: what do you call a guy with no legs, and no arms who likes to swim?
you call him Bob, cause he cant swim he bobs up and down...lol

[micky.blue.eyes]

habbo name: micky.blue.eyes
(sorry blondes but here is another joke about a blond girl, Im a blond boy )
joke: A blond girl goes to the electric ware house and asks the clerk: "I want to buy this tv." The clerk:" sorry, we don't sell too blondes." The blond girl goes back home and is a bit frustrated, but she has a plan. She goes to the hairdresser and she wants her hair black. So the next day the blond girl goes back to the electric warehouse and asks the clerk again: "I want to buy this tv". But thze clerk:"sorry, we dont sell too blondes". The blonds goes back home very angry but shee has a plan. She's gonna shave her hair off. The very next day she goes back to the electric warehouse and again she asks the clerk: "I want to buy this tv". And the clerk:"Sorry we dont sell too blondes". The blonde girl:"What!!¿¿??". "How do you know Im a blond??" The clerk:"Well because this aint a tv, this is a washing machine"


Edit (by myself) Sorry, I wasn't a staff member when I posted this. I wont delete the joke otherwise somebody might steal it :eusa_shif :eusa_shif

[wootzy]

Habbo name : Wootzy
Habbox name : Wootzy
Joke : Q : what sings like a depressed cat on steroids? A : Mizki

[2hd.]

Habbo name= 2hd.
Joke:
Good news! Saddam Husseins been sentenced to the death penalty!
Bad News! David Beckham's taking it!

[Gazahu]

Habbo Name: Gazahu

Joke:

Q: What did the ghost shake at the party?

A: Her Boo-ty.

[Homosexual]

Why did the robber paint his/her finger nails green?

Because it looked like they were picking their nose, not robbing!

[Painiac]

Habbo Name: BenjiVaudeville

If any of the following is forbidden on the forum i will withdraw the joke. Just let me know please


Joke:
A paper bag walks into the doctors office and says, "Doctor, I haven't been feeling well lately."
The Doctor replies, "Its a tad odd for a paper bag to request my service but ok then we'll run a few tests. Come back in a couple of days."
A couple of days pass and the paper bag goes back to the doctor's. It says, "Well, what's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "I'm afraid to inform you that you are HIV positive."
The paper bag starts to cry and the doctor comforts him then he says, "Do you have any idea how you could have contracted HIV?"
The paper bag, through its tears, replies, "No, not a clue."
Doctor: "Have you had sexual intercourse without a condom?"
Bag: "No, Im just a paper bag."
Doctor: "Have you swapped bodily fluids with anyone?"
Bag: "I cant do that. Im just a paper bag."
Doctor: "Have you shared needles with anyone?"
Bag: "How dare you? Im only a paper bag."
Doctor: "Well I'm gonna check your medical records, okay?"
The doctor types on his computer and reads down the screen.
Doctor: "Ah-ha! Looks like we've got the reason.
Bag(slightly scared): "Wh..what is it?
Doctor: "Your mother was a carrier."

Thankyou, Im here all week. lol

[Ciaran]

Habbo name: =Godish=
Im a blonde LOL so im insulting myself

There is a dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus. They all jump off a building. Who lands first?

If you said Santa Claus or the Smart Blonde, you're wrong.
If you said the Dumb Blonde, you are right. The Smart Blonde will fall first because...
1. There is no such thing as a smart blonde
2.There is no such thing as Santa Claus

[..::Tina::..]

Habbo name: ..::Tina::..
(I'm a blonde too so if I'm offensive then I'm offensive to myself :eusa_shif )

Three blondes are training to become detectives. A policeman has to test their skills in recognizing a suspect. He shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and the hides it.
'This is your suspect,' he said 'how would you recognize him?'
The blonde stares and then says 'Oh that's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!'
The policeman says 'Well, uhh, that's because the picture shows his, uh, profile.' (meaning it's a side pose)
Feeling slightly flustered by the blondes response, he shows the picture for 5 seconds to the second blonde and says 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'
The blonde giggles and says 'Ha! He'd be far to easy to catch because he only has one ear!'
The policeman says angrily 'What's the matter with you 2? Of COURSE only one eye and ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile!!!'
Really frustrated at this point he shows the third blonde the picture and says 'Now THINK before you give me your answer. This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'
The blonde looks at the picture and says 'He wears contact lenses.'
The policeman is surprised 'Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! How did you know he wears them?'
'Easy,' the blonde replies, 'he can't wear glasses because he only has one eye and one ear...'

[Pixelle]

Name: Pixelle
Joke:
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: One only but only if the light bulb wants to change :p


Greetings everyone and happy valentine's day
Pixelle