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    Default My dog keeps humping me?

    Ok, this is freaky,
    My dog, who is 11 in human years[77 in dogs] keeps humping me
    I was weeding the garden and she started humping me like 10 times?

    LOL

    what should I do?

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    If you get it neutered (cant spell) that will calm it down.

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    Most dogs do that...

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    **** her back.
    She that ***** whos boss.

    lol, seriously though the neutered thing is a good idea when they're younger. It seems like a waste when they're already past their prime.

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    Wear spikey jewlery all round your body.
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    I found it funny

    I must attract dogs

    My bro was home skwled and his teacher's dog humped me too LOL

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    My dog used to **** all the time. I have this massive dalmation teddy, and he ripped a hole in it from humping it.
    LOL

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    Play back with it

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    dont let it. by humping you it means shes the boss. if you stop her then give her a tap on the backside shell soon stop.


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    Just tell her off when she does it and she'll soon learn that it's not on to start humping you.

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