Lmao at this site

[scott]

Stranger: what are you up to today?

You: this and that playing my bag pipes on the top of my mountain and stuff you?

Stranger: just hanging

Stranger: so how old are you


[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the IP address you are chatting with has been flagged as belonging to a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]


You: 18 you?

Stranger: 56

You: wow young then

You: just how i like em

lol there are some freaks on there

[TheMagicTramp]

lol omg she wouldn't go on it

[Dragorn]

lmao:

Stranger: ec?

You: hi

You: im a 40 year old peado

You: where do u live

Stranger: Sweden

You: where in sweden

Stranger: sthlm

You: do you like sex or bum sex

Stranger: eh.. wft? o.O

You: do you like it up the front or back

Stranger: dude, im gay. guess

You: up the front then

[hamheyelliot]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 18 m looking to cam

You: and that is when I make my leave good day sir.

You have disconnected.

Everyone on there is a little too forward.

[Berch]

At the bottom of one of my conversations...



:S:S

Now that's bad. Really bad.

[Jamesy]

Everyone on there is a little too forward.

nah you're just a sexy beast.




I think I've seen this before, I chatted about swimming pools to a norwegian guy.

[Chippiewill]

You: asl

Stranger: 17/m/london

Stranger: u?

You: So... are you looking for some rhape?

You: If so then give me your address and credit card details

You: 40/m/london

You: Don't want rhape?

You: If so then just the credit card details please

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[MrPinkPanther]

Stranger: hi

You: hiya

Stranger: how r u?

You: better than u

Stranger: I'm glad to hear that

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Earth

You: you?

Stranger: I'm too!

You: No way!

You: We must live near eachother

Stranger: yeah!

You: Ever heard of Jesus?

Stranger: and I believe we both see the same sun!

Stranger: yeah!

You: OMG I KNOW HIM TOO

Quite exciting really.

[iDenning]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: Hi there.

Stranger: How's it goin?

You: omg youve been recognized as a sex offender :S

You: explain?

Stranger: lolwut o.o

You: aha

Stranger: I..

Stranger: i..

You: I LOVE CHILDREN

You: nah jkin

You:

Stranger: saw a gay porno once. o.o I didn't know it though... the girls never came D:

You: LOL

You: you use habbox?

Stranger: nah

Stranger: wats habbox

You: k lol

You: habbo fansite

You: its mine

Stranger: ah

You: www.habbox.com and www.habboxforum.com

You: i mean, its mint

You: it aint mine lol

You: So hows life?

Stranger: kinda sucks

You: Saw anymore gay pornos recently?

You: And howcome?

Stranger: nah, i was jk'in I don't watch that crap

Stranger: and

Stranger: lots of reasons

You: I know

You: Ill give some advice, im very good at it

Stranger: o.o

Stranger: first, how bout the basics, asl?

You: 14, male, uk

You: yourself

Stranger: 19 m usa

Stranger: so this advice o.

You: oh cool, usa

Stranger: Yeah, no... it's not that great

You:

You: Damn they copy all our TV shows

Stranger: haha

You: Im a celeb USA, zfactor usa, us has talent, american idol.. gosh

You:

Stranger: yeah

You: You should come over here

You: So, whats wrong then?

Stranger: lots

Stranger: financial problems, girl problems, all that

LOLWUT.

[MrPinkPanther]

You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?

Keep saying that and see what strange responses you get.

Stranger: hi, this is caras mom, cara is mentally retarted. she would like to talk to a nice person.

You: ok...