Lmao at this site

[iDenning]

lol there are some freaks on there

LOLLLLL i laughed.

[iDenning]

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You: Hey\

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: Im fine, yourself?

You: Hmm, it just warned me you were a pedofile?

Stranger: Nope, I can't be, for I'm a child myself

You: ok you sure

Stranger: Yep, 04-04-'93

You: So how do you like em'?

Stranger: like who?

You: Your kids

Stranger: What do you mean

You: How do you like them

You: Are you male/female?

Stranger: I'm male

Stranger: how do I like who?

You: It all adds up

Stranger: O'really?

You: How do you like your kids?

You: Horny? Destperate?

You: INNOCENT?

Stranger: what the hell?

Stranger: I think I'm innocent, yes

You: you think..

Stranger: I think so indeed, why wouldn't I be?

You: do you like custardcreams?

Stranger: I don't know

Stranger: I don't even know what a custarcream is tbh

You: Je mapelle Jack, jhabbit birmingham, anglais, et toi?

Stranger: je m'appelle Vincent, j'habite en Haren, en les néerlandais

You: Custard cream is a biscuit

You: ok your better, i admit.

Stranger: hehe

You: i just mess about ni fench lessons

You: in*

You: and english as you can tell

Stranger: same here

Stranger: but my french really suck arse though

You: thats cuz the fench do suck arse

You: What GCSE's are you taking?

Stranger: I'm not taking GCSE's

You: why not?

Stranger: for I'm a Dutchman, we have a different school system here

You: Oh cool, explain

Stranger: Nah

You: kk

You: lol

You: you have msn?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: **********@hotmail.com

Stranger: I'm not on it though, for I'm not at home

You: klkl ill add you

You: and okie

You: So hows the ditch country?

You: dutch*

You: typing in the dark is hard

Stranger: Yeah I agree,, I'm not in the dark here though lamps and stuff

Stranger: anyways

You: Lol

Stranger: back to your question

You: I just put lamp on

Stranger: The Dutch country is like cool and stuff and I like it

Stranger: it

Stranger: 's

Stranger: a good place to live

Stranger: Have you added my msn by dem way?

You: Sounds good, how long of school do you have to do?

You: and no, ill add it now

You: done

Stranger: I have another 1 week to go ,, like 1 real week, and after that a few semi-schoolweeks

You: klkl

You: so how long in total? its like 19 years in England

Stranger: Oooh op die fiets

Stranger: I don't know how many years

Stranger: it depends on what youre doing

Stranger: If you wanna be like a pro doctor guy, you'll need to study 32 years,, it's ******* sick

You: bloody hell

Stranger: What is your asl by the way if youdont mind me asking

You: 32 years, youll have to retierd the next year

You: im 14

You: male, uk

You: retire*

Stranger: Very interesting

You: not really

You: as in, not really interesting.

Stranger: But still, it's like.. quite interesting still though

You: yh

You: So what occupation you want when your older?

Stranger: I wanna be a father

Stranger: and have kids and stuff

You: dont look at me

Stranger: ok *looks another way*

You: lmao

Stranger: *looks back at you* ... sooo... what?

You: you sound like a very nice person, Im sure youll find the right girl and have kids one day

Stranger: I'm not straight, boy

Stranger: he he he!

You: so how you expecting you have kids?

You: LOL

Stranger: nah, just kidding

Stranger: I'm sure I'll find the right girl

Stranger: I mean, prostitution is legal here

You: ohhh, coming then.

You: So are you gay or not?

Stranger: no, Im not gay , my friend

You: klkl

You: neither am i

You: So, any hobbies?

Stranger: Nah, no hobbies

You: Boring

You: lol

Stranger: you

You: Football?

Stranger: Nah, don't like football

You: Swimming

You: running?

You: sleeping

Stranger: my fave football club is VAKO

You: you must have somethign

Stranger: I love sleeping yeah

You: something*

You: mine is birmingham city football club

Stranger: And I like deforestation

You: lol

You: sleeping is awesome

You: best part of the day

Stranger: agreed

Stranger: well,

Stranger: I don't like going to bed, but when I wake up, I always wish I could sleep longer, yo0u know what Im saying

You: Yeah man, but you gotta get up for school

You: ;[

Stranger: Yeah, dat sucks arse

You: definetly

Stranger: But oh well,

You: what time you have school?

Stranger: 8:25

You: ohhhh

You: we have 8:45

Stranger: yew?

You: finish at 3

Stranger: Oh, we finish at 2:55 averagely

You: nicee

Stranger: Je sais

You: sp you do like 15mins extra

You: and i dont know french, i only knew that sentence and i got it wrong.. lol

You: so*

Stranger: ahh, icy.

You:

Stranger: Anyways, you horny?

You: Not really, you?

You: lol

Stranger: Me either

Stranger: I'm just f****** bored

Stranger: No wait Im not, Im at a party

Stranger: partying wiv ma homies, ya know

You: Lol

You: im at Jesus' telling poems to eachother, pretty cool.

Stranger: What the ?

You: Jesus

You: the worlds father

You: his good at writing poems

You: Shakespear is also here too, we are making some stories. Im going to be rich

Stranger: im atheist

You: What is that

Stranger: someones who's ;o+

Stranger: oops

Stranger: it's someone who does not believe in god

You: oh

You: im one of them too

Stranger: or doesn't have any other belief

Stranger: Nais

You: I just mess

You: lol

Stranger: Shakespeare's a cool guy

You: i dont believe stuff till i see it

Stranger: I met him in the past

Stranger: f***you

You: really?

Long convo .

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Stranger: hey
You: wats poppin
Stranger: oh dear...
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they aint very friendly

[Keri?!]

Stranger: hi
You: YO
Stranger: asl?
You: 67 transvestite jamaica
You: you?
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Pffffffsh

[TheMagicTramp]

These are real people by the way

[iDenning]

These are real people by the way

omg really

[Johno]

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Stranger: I'm looking for a girl who wants to show off her breasts anonymously

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God, most of the people on this are creeps

[TheMagicTramp]

omg really

yes i asked one of the strangers if they where real or a bot they said real so yeah

[iDenning]

yes i asked one of the strangers if they where real or a bot they said real so yeah

I was joking
And yeah, people on there are messed in the head. The ammount of people ive came across trying to take the micky so they can post on forums.. lol

[Tintinnabulate]

Omegle is a website used to communicate with random anonymous people across the internet via chat. The site was created by 18-year old Leif K-Brooks of Brattleboro, Vermont, United States and was launched on March 25th, 2009.

Clever boy. A very good site indeed.

and lol at how this ended

Stranger:
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
You: u?
Stranger: f
You: age
Stranger: 20
Stranger: u?
You: 18
You: l?
Stranger: ohio
You: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh-hi-yo
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