[Easter] Hot-Cross-Puns - Ends 21st April

[lawrawrrr]

SERIOUSLY SOMEONE'S GOTTA SAVE US FROM ALEX3213! HIS PUNS ARE GETTING WORSE, AND THEY'RE CATCHING!!!

I've heard some really dreadful puns recently, and with Easter coming, it's getting so much worse!! Most of my time is spent facepalming now. So let's get them all out of the way right now, and never see them again. It'll be an eggtravaganza! For this comp, post below with your worst Easter-related puns... oh god it's going to be torture reading them. Good luck!

Prize: 2 points, 5 credits + 10 rep

[GrilledNappa]

Egg-stra! Egg-stra! read all about the Easter egg theif cracking all the Easter eggs with his Jokes!

[Elegance]

brb doing my daily eggsersize

[Circadia]

Jesus I don't know what to say about these puns this morning ....they were good Friday

[Ms.Aquamarine]

Have an Eggshellent Easter!

[Nick]

Ouch i have a eggache LOL

[L0st-Angel]

Egg-citing news has hit our studio. The Easter Bunny was seen stealing a 24 Carrot diamond from the local jewellry store. The owner says, "This is no yolk. It is egg-trodinary how the Easter Bunny has changed his ways from giving eggs to stealing. Personally, I believe he was egged on to do it. Otherwise, he's hopping mad."

[Jessicrawrr]

"my easter egg is huge" said fred.
"oh stop over-eggasgerating" said kevin.
hehe

[Michael]

You lot should be crucified for the poor standard of puns here; it's making me cross! Any self-respecting pilate reading this will be wanting a bit better.

Perhaps after sleeping tonight I'll rise again and there'll be improvement.

I went to the optometrist yesterday to get my bad eye checked. He started looking in the wrong one, and I said 'No, it's dis eye Paul!'
'Jesus,' he said, 'You're falling apart - I can't help noticing you've put on a pound of flesh or two since you were last here.'
'Judas do your job and shut up!' I said.

[StripedTiger]

Be eggstra care this easter dont eat too much chocolate ;]