University in a Nutshell! (Comedy Guide)

[Demi]

The first and last year of University are absolute poles apart, here is 'University in a Nutshell'. It's meant to be funny and humorous, it does take some common misconceptions and will blow some stuff way out of reality.

Library

First year:


Last year:


In your first year of University, you probably will have no idea where the library is let alone what books to take out. If you ever do enter, it'll be to look at Facebook and Twitter!
In your last year, you will have moved your bedding in and lived like a hermit for a good couple of weeks per assignment. Troubling time, you'll see...

Intimate Relations

First year:


Last year:


In your first year, you'll hope to have so many relations with your preferred sex as much as you can. You'd possibly turn in to a rabbit or incapacitated by a coil injury. 5 minutes before a lecture?
Jump to your last year and your other half could stand in front of you naked, whipped cream with some cherries and you wouldn't care...

Nights Out

First year:


Last year:


In the beginning, your flat will be a tip and you will probably wake up with pizza in various parts of your body. These parties will start at 10am and finish... NEVER. Your bed can fit 6-7 people in, on average, and you'll hardly ever wash the sheets.
Near the end, you simply haven't seen daylight in weeks. The slightest bit of noise will trigger you off in a tantrum and you'll probably stab the person across the hall from you.

Lectures

First year:


Last year:


You probably go to around 3 lectures a month in your first year? You haven't really read a single chapter of any book or bothered to ask your friends. After all, you woke up at 3pm so what's the point?!
In the last year, you will not miss 10 minutes of a lecture. You'll realise the difference between a 2:1 and a 1. You start to pull your finger out, eventually.

Ambitions

First year:


Last year:


When you arrive at University, you're adamant that this is the first step to an amazing career, a tonne of money and absolute ease of life. You'll obviously be the youngest, richest and most successful banana peeler ever.
During your final year, you settle for doing anything for a little money. Seriously.

Conclusion



You'll probably feel like the above, however you'll get through it. One way or another... One way... Or... Another...

[Yawn]

im scared now

[Kardan]

My University life is probably the complete opposite to this

[Samantha]

Interesting, but I'm not going to University so it doesn't bother me .

[scottish]

My University life is probably the complete opposite to this

yeah same lol

[Cerys]

Aw looks interesting, if this is slightly accurate.

Uni has always been a tough one for me - I can get the job I want without going to uni + it costs a lot but I also wanna experience all those stuff that people tell you about ahaa

[geo]

er, even if i did go to uni that doesn't seem like it'd be me at all. doubt i'm gonna go though. i loved some of those gifs lol

[Adam]

A more accurate nutshell would be "money for nothing".

[Demi]

im scared now

Haha don't be, it was for boredom value.

My University life is probably the complete opposite to this

That is the case for many...

Aw looks interesting, if this is slightly accurate.

Uni has always been a tough one for me - I can get the job I want without going to uni + it costs a lot but I also wanna experience all those stuff that people tell you about ahaa

Yeah it was just a joke thread!

er, even if i did go to uni that doesn't seem like it'd be me at all. doubt i'm gonna go though. i loved some of those gifs lol

The GIFs did their job then

A more accurate nutshell would be "money for nothing".

Well, depends on the line of work you require.

[Zelda]

loved those gifs especially the one of tossing out of the bed LMFAO

this won't be me anyway I don't see daylight apart from when it's completely and utterly necessary it's horrible stuff LMAO and socialising never. Gonna be those last year ones first year probs so dread my last one LMAO