Petty Presents - Ends 27th December

[Phil]

So today I realised that I have forgotten to buy Christmas presents for quite a few people! I have such little time to buy so many presents and I'm sure everyone is going to be very disappointed. I think that I may have to just make do with whatever I can find and hope they're not too upset!

For this competition, I want you to post below what you believe would be the pettiest of gifts to receive for Christmas.

The entry that I agree most with will win.

Happy Christmas

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
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moldy cheese O.o or dirty socks that are yours that have been wrapped up

[Chipmunks]

those little baskets that have body washes and sponges ;l

[Drake.]

[Scoobiee]

One of those really tacky cups that says "Merry Christmas" or "#1 (father/mother/friend)...

Or A Hamper full of wierd crap that nobody ends up using. You know the ones im talking about, stuffed with different types of tea and dishwashing liquids, sponges, maybe some mixed nuts. NOT EVEN ANY CHOCOLATE.

[Liva]

When I was younger, my mum once bought me play dough that came with plastic wings and stuff to stick into it to make a butterfly. I was like, 11 or 12 and it was designed for 4 year olds...

[Bankai90]

Open a box full of chocolate, and then you realize that some of the chocolate missing from its place. Keep telling myself that the chocolate runaway by itself instead of me thinking that someone else ate it.