Big Brother Audition Tape 2014

[Mikey]

You annoy me.

[Mark]

Lol why is everyone hating this guy... I bet you 99.9% of all Big Brother applicants lie or act overly confident to get in. I'd imagine Big Brother are looking for people with big egos anyway so that they clash and ultimately make good tv.
Best of luck!

[Yawn]

boring
cringeworthy

u r trying rly hard to sell this "im better than u" vibe but it isnt even remotely convincing
and u dont have anything else going for u sorry (which is probably y its not convincing)

[RedactedHabbo]

boring
cringeworthy

u r trying rly hard to sell this "im better than u" vibe but it isnt even remotely convincing
and u dont have anything else going for u sorry (which is probably y its not convincing)

Oh I'm sorry what life accomplishments have you achieved so far, apart from a ridiculous GIF of Justin Bieber in your HabboxForum sig? Lmao, douche.

[Yawn]

Oh I'm sorry what life accomplishments have you achieved so far, apart from a ridiculous GIF of Justin Bieber in your HabboxForum sig? Lmao, douche.

wtf did i hit a nerve. u have a bong eye as well

[sex]

i couldn't stop looking at your bad teeth

[RedactedHabbo]

i couldn't stop looking at your bad teeth

Couldn't notice your terrible view on life.

[Yawn]

Couldn't notice your terrible view on life.

but ur vid just proved u to be a horrible person (even tho we know u r being fake)

[David]

annoying voice
next

[Hannah]

TBH you just made yourself out to be a giant, uninteresting try-hard. They don't want people to stare at a camera with limited movement implying that they are smarter than the majority of Britain when they quite clearly aren't.

They want egos and entertainment, not anti-climax.