Why is it so difficult to decide what is best for breakfast? Who said you can't have a burger for breakfast? If I'm hungry for breakfast, I will eat whatever is in my fridge/cupboards be it the generic cereal or something a little different, like 4 cookies. Who are you to judge what I eat and when?
So it begs the question; what have you had for breakfast that was so different to what society says you must eat that you would be judged terribly if shared?! The more weird, the more wonderful!