Never Have I Ever...

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never

never have i had a goldfish

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I have

Never have I ever instigated a physical fight

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i have

never have i ever won a fight

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I have

Never have I ever poured a liquid over someone's head

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i have

never have i ever farted in a lift

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I haven't

Never have I ever broken something without paying for it first

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i have

never have i ever dropped liquid in a supermarket

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I have

Never have I ever had a chocolate bar melt in my pocket

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i have

never have i ever forgot to put lolly ices in the freezer

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Are you craving ice lollies, Dan?


also no I haven’t

Never have I ever had such nasty sex that I sat on the edge of the bed and
wondered if I was still going to get into heaven