It's not Christmas unless you're sat around the table indulging in pigs in blankets, wearing a paper hat on your head. Later you'll all fall asleep on the sofa while still wearing the paper hat.
For those of you who don't know what I am on about--you pull a Christmas cracker with someone else and one person will win a paper hat, a really bad prize, and a joke.
So for my competition I want you to tell me a Christmas cracker joke!
One lucky winner will receive 5c!
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07-12-2019, 02:19 PM #1
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Christmas Cracker ~Ends December 27th
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20-12-2019, 01:18 AM #2
This competition is now open!
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20-12-2019, 04:24 AM #3
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off!
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20-12-2019, 02:46 PM #4
What do you call a cat in the desert?
SANDY CLAWS!
MANNERS COST NOTHING! 
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.
Be kind, always!
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20-12-2019, 08:07 PM #5
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
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20-12-2019, 08:07 PM #6
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Thanks for coming this christmas i'll see you next yeeeeear!
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20-12-2019, 09:35 PM #7
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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow
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