Habboxforum Street

~~Jordan3~~ · 19-04-2006, 05:00 PM

Introduction:

OMG. A Habbox Forum soap? A soap which steals the name of another soap? Corny, aha, that may be your opinion on first look, but wait until you 'watch' the first episode of Habboxforum Street. I have signed a contract on behalf of all the members on this forum. The contract states that I am allowed to use your name, and I am allowed to do anything I want with your character. Thanks for signing it guys!

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Characters:

Helen aka hel0n

A saucy Scottish barmaid, who has an eye for the lads. Works in Halfway Habbox.

Cassie aka Kinkyy

Is the co-landlord at the Halfway Habbox pub, and helps out as a barmaid sometimes. Married to the landlord, Craig.

Craig aka CortezHelsing

The crazzzy landlord at the Halfway Habbox pub, he has a lazy eye and a pegleg, which got shot off by a land mine.

Clarissa aka Clarissa.

She doesn't have a job, and lives on benefits, but all the guys want a bit of her!

Benji aka Critx

The 60 year-old man who runs the local cornershop, Shop On De Corner.

Tommo aka Stealth

Benji's 18 year-old partner who he met in an internet chatroom. Helps him run Shop On De Corner.

Karl aka Sephiroth

The local hardman. Mess with Karl, and you're in trouble.

PC Matt aka

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The policeman on Habboxforum Street. If you commit a crime, he'll stick you in the slammer!

Tanya aka MsTanya

A 15-year old single mum, who was impregnanted by a 17-year old from East Fife.

Adam aka Adam

A 22-year old wannabe pimp, who thinks he can get with every woman in the street.

Jordan aka Jordan

The local bum, who drums on pringles pots outside the pub for change.

Superintendant Fireman Dr. Jack aka JackHB

He is PC Matt's boss, as well as the only fireman in the street, and he is also a doctor and plastic surgeon.

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I will hopefully be introducing more characters soon, so if you want to be in it, just send me a PM.

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The Script:

Scene Uno:

Halfway Habbox Pub, it is busy, seeing as Wednesday afternoon is Kareoke afternoon.

Benji: pulls up a barstool. Err, can I get a glass of water please?

Helen: Oh aye, of course you can bonnie ladd! pours glass of water, then hands to Benji.

Benji: Safe.

Helen: No probs homeboy.

pub door opens, Karl enters, cowboy western music plays.

Karl: Hey ladies, pull us a pint.

Cassie: At your service sir!

camera pans back round to door, where a drunken man stumbles in, his name is Jordan.

Jordan: Alrrrigggggght boygirls. I'm here for the kareokey!

Jordan clambers onto the stage and grabs a microphone. He presses the play button on the stereo, and begins singing the Locomotion

Jordan: C'mon c'mon, do the locomotionns.

NOTICE: At this point I decided a script was a bad idea kinda, so I'm now changing it to a story. kkz?

Jordan continued singing until the song was over, and got a round of applause from everyone apart from Karl, who slowly strolled over to the stage.

"Think yer funny do yer?" Karl asked Jordan, prodding his chest.
"No mate, Im just doing a bit of Kylie." replied Jordan, swaying from side to side.
"Get out wally. You smelly old beggar." shouted Karl. At this point Karl grabbed Jordan by the shirt, dragged him to the door, and threw him out, before closing the door and brushing his hands together.

Chapter Two:

The street is empty, until Tanya steps out of her home. She locks the front door, and pushes her buggy towards the cornershop. When in there, she strolls over to the aisle furthest from the till. She grabs a packet of Super Noodles and shoves them down her bra, then puts two bottles of coke in her baby's pram, and shoves a further two cans of baked beans down her socks.

"Oi! I saw you steal them and I are calling the police!" shouted Benji at Tanya.

"Nahhh blud, I dint nick nuffink." replied Tanya, as she lit a Benson & Hedges.

"I saw you! I see you with my two brown eyes!" said Benji in reply.

Tanya sprinted out the shop, as Benji frantically bashed in 999.

"Hello? Police? I need a Police at my shop!" exclaimed Benji down the phoneline.

"Oh brap man, what's happened?" Jack said back.

"I wuz robbed by this ****."

"Alright, I'll ban her in a second."

"Ban her, wth d00d?"

"I mean arrest her! Be right there sir!"

Chapter Three:

It is now nightime. In the background you can hear rap music with extremely high bass. All of a sudden a purple stretch limousine appears. The car stops by Clarissa, who is taking a stroll, and the man in the car winds down the window.

"CLAZ! BABEZ! WANNA GO FOR A RIDE?" said the man in the car. It was Adam.

"Sure!" replied Clarissa

"Jump in!" shouted Adam.

the above chapter didn't steal barbie girl lyrics.

Chapter Four:

A police car pulls up outside the cornershop. A man hops out, and walks into the shop.

"Hello Mr. Shopkeeper, I'm PC Matt, I understand you wuz robbed?"

"Yes! Five hours ago!" shouted Benji

"Yeah, us police get faster by the day." said PC Matt smiling.

"Omg stfu noob. Look, I want this girl owned." said Benji

"We'll do our best, what did she look like." asked PC Matt

"Buff."

"What? What do you mean?"

"Buff."

"Eh?"

"She were buff. innit?"

PC Matt wrote on his notepad. robbed cornershop, buff.

"We'll try our best!" said PC Matt, and he ran out of the shop.

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Will the buff mysterious lady get caught?
Has she got round to eating them beans concealed in her socks?
Did PC Matt write on his notepad in pen or pencil?
Will we get Michael Parkinson to guest star?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME

-credits roll-