HAHA...not - Ends 22nd March

[Roxy]

We've all heard those jokes, haven't we? You know, the ones that are so stupid and not funny, that they're - well, funny!

Just the other day, my friend was trying a few out on me. I can honestly say that they were rubbish. Absolutely rubbish. But like many other unfunny jokes, they got me laughing anyway.

And then it got me thinking, she can't be the only one who knows a few rubbish jokes. So, that's what I want you to tell me - the worst joke you know!

The joke which I think is definitely the worst will win.

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1st Prize: 30 Credits (Kindly donated by jrh2002)

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Habbo Name: Roxy916
Habbox Name: Roxy916
My entry:

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[L.A.Walker]

Habbo(x) Name: L.A.Walker
My entry:

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

[Kieeran]

Habbo name; Chemicool
Habbox name; Kieeran
Entry
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
twas stuck to the chickens foot

[Ardemax]

Habbo name: Ardemax
Habbox name: Ardemax
Entry:

why did the burglar nick the washing machine?

he wanted a quick getaway

[P.princess4]

Habbo(x) name: P.princess4
Entry:
Why the man go skiing?

:eusa_dancBecause it was his holiday :eusa_danc

[drama]

What's the difference between a baby and a Lamborghini?

You can't fit three men in a Lamborghini.




also cba with the template

[Vicixxx]

My Habbo Name [ UK] : =Midniqht.
Habbox : Vicixxx
My Entry :
1st one :
Why did the chicken cross the road? " To get to the other side " HAHAHA x
2nd one :
What does a cat sleep on? " A Caterpillow " ahaha x

I think they are both terrible xxxxxx

[p1eloveragain]

Habbox name - p1eloveragain
Habbo name - p1elover

Whats blue and shiny?
Wet paint

[Snowchick0001]

Habbox name-Snowchick0001
Habbo name-Snowchick001

I have a few rubbish jokes.

Why would you take a hammer to bed
So you could hit the sack.

If two collars had a race, how would it end?
In a tie.

What insect is good at math?
An account-ant

What happens when two snails fight?
They slug it out.

And the last one:
What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers

These are just the worst jokes i ever heard-they were off my dad.

[ecstasy]

Man walks into a bar.
Ouch