Lyric Changes! - Ends 8th June

[ChickenFaces]

Lyrics. The very framework of a song. We sing them, memorize them, eventually they become lodged into our heads for the rest of our lives. But what happens when people change the lyrics?

Take this verse and change the lyrics. They can be funny, sentimental, whatever you want! The song you have to rewrite the lyrics for is:

Dinosaur by Kesha

Verse 1:
Old man
Why are you starin' at me
Mack on me and my friends it's kinda creepy
You should be prowling around the Old folk's home
Come on dude!
Leave us alone

At first we thought that it was kind of ill when
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryin' to make a killin'
Get back to the museum!

Post your entry below! Good luck!

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[leer34$]

Dinosaur by Kesha

Verse 1:
Old Woman
Why are you peerin' at my Man
Spy on me and my friends it's really creepy !
I should be sneaking around the Old folk's house
Come on Gurl
Leave my family alone

At first we knew that it was ill when
We saw that you were a trillion
And still out makin' a killin'
Get back to the Whitehouse!

[Gina]

Old Dog
Why are you laying with me
Be sick on me with friends, its kinda creepy
You should be sniffing around the Old cats room
Come on Man
Leave us with you

At first we thought that it was kind of glee when
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryin' to make a move
Get back to the loo!

[Jessicrawrr]

Verse 1:
Old llama
Why are you lickin' me
Spit on me and my friends it's kinda icky
You should be prowling around the petting zoo
Come on Mammal!
Leave us alone


At first we thought that it was kind of sick when
We saw that you were licking a billion
And still out tryin' to make a killin'
Get back to the Zoooo!

[matt$]

Old poo
Why are you still there
Sitting there in my toilet
You should be floating around the Sewers
Come on poo
Flush downnnnn

At first i thought that it was a chocolate
Then i saw you had lumps
But your still out tryin' to make a stinking
Come on poo
Flush downnnnn

[-Nick]

Verse 1:
Old Woman
Why are you peerin' at my Man
Spy on me and my friends it's really creepy !
I should be sneaking around the Old folk's house
Come on Gurl
Leave my family alone

At first we knew that it was ill when
We saw that you were a trillion
And still out makin' a killin'
Get back to the Whitehouse!

[Pigperson]

Young man
There's a place you can go
I said young man
When you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Will

[Becca]

H-O-N-G-K-O-N-G by Fr00bet

Old Grig
Why are you peepin' on me
Checkin' me out, you must be sleepy!
You should be prowling around the old help desk,
Come on dude!
Go get some wine!

At first I thought you were looking for help when
I saw that you were really trolling
Then you were tryin' to get a callin'
Get back to the news team!

[Santorefish]

Uh oh!
I seem to have a pin in me
Sticking right in through my heart.
Why is this pain so everlasting
It just keeps
Sticking in!

I was just thinking my life would end
When the pain grew so unbearable
That i suddenly remembered.
I was only dreaming!

[kuzkasate]

Old hag
Why are you pedoin on me
You follow me and my friends it's kinda creepy
You should be washing fake teeth around the Old folk's home
Come on crusty hag!
Leave us alone

At first we thought "Whats with the wrinkles gran ma?"
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryin' to get a boyfriend and loose your virginity
Get back to the museum!