Cellmate - Ends 9th December

[Inseriousity.]

You're nicked! You've been found guilty of not entering Habbox Competitions! To get out on bail, you need to go and enter all the competitions (hint hint). But before you can get out, every good jail cell has to have a cellmate to share it with. For this competition, you have to invent your own cellmate. What's their name, what are they in prison for, are they a nice cellmate or a tough mother... lover? Go wild! The funniest and most original cellmate is the winner. Think outside the box... okay bad pun, my bad. Post your entry in the thread! Good luck!

Prize: 15 credits + 15 rep
(kindly donated by Wiiizzz)

[Conservative,]

Name: Justin
Age: 16
Crime: Crime against humanities (no more defined due to court restrictions but rumour has it he made people deaf and hypnotised top politicians through music)
Description: blonde hair blue eyes. Canadian. Squeaky voice. Annoying and weak as anything. He's pretty scared of the whole jail thing. He's used to mansions and heated recording studios.

[Toasten]

A woman called McGillian Keith that is really old and about 51 was jailed for her annoyance and crime. She caused many people to commit suicide after they watched 'you are what you eat'. She is old and faints all the time. She would cry everyday inside because of the spiders and rats.

[Hayleigh]

Name:Humphrey
Occupation: cell mater / ex student
Humphrey was brought up in a rural spot in a rich mansion with mummy . He got bullied and was really quite a mummys boys
In jail for : Drug dealer
He decided he wanted to be hard so got on the drugs shame he cudn't act hard when the cops asked if he was the dealer ;'[
Poor old humphrey

[T@R]

Lucienne Du'paunt.
French exchange student didn't understand the colloquial language of us londoners and upon meeting a group of 'rude boys' and 'badamans' he took it upon himself to prove to them he was worthy of such a title.
He went about a spree of anti social crimes culminating in the assasination of David Cameron.
Mass student protests took place to get Lucienne freed, but as I stepped out of the jail, I decided to lie and call myself Lucienne.
I'm currently living my life as Lucienne Du'paunt, whilst the real Lucienne is rotting away in some stinking cell...

[nat965]

Name: Bob
Age: 30
Crime: Robbing a house
Description: Blonde hair, green eyes, small, Australian.

[sophiethenerd]

Name : Billy Mcnuckles
He is Scottish and likes to sing The Pretenders non stop. He was jailed for anti social behaviour ( He ran around singing the Pretenders and if someone said they didn't like them he hit them with a kilt.) He is very nice but has caused several other past cellmates to go mad from hearing the pretenders to much.

[StripedTiger]

Habbo Name : STripedTiger

Enry -

Name: isteals
Description: a veryyy big nose, short shaved hair, a scar across his cheek and an eye patch
Crime: Sniffing and stealing ducks from habbox staff and fans

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[furbyheart]

Name:Cruela Devil
Age:60
Gender:Female
Reason for jail:Mental issue and thinks everyone is food
Description:Blue hair,blue eyes,mans voice,tough like a man,shes used to all the fighting,can beat any one.

[Chuny]

Name: Boris Redface
Age: 93
Gender: Male
Reason for jail: Had a slight mental break down in the middle of a supermarket and thought he was a medieval warrior in the battle of hastings. Went on a rampage with a breadstick and saucepan lid resulting in the deaths of many gingerbread men.