Silly Sicknesses - Ends 14th March

[Sloths]

So yesterday I came down with a random sickness and by random I mean random, I was feeling fine all morning then bam sickness! I'm not going to go into details cuz I'm sure you don't want to know so I'll get on with what I want you to do.
Make up the most outrageous illness you can, tell me the name and how to cure it.
No gorey details please but may the most outrageous sickness win!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Luckley]

Flash Blind, When you become blind in a flash.

How To Cure: Remind yourself of your naked grandmother.. and BOOM everything comes back.

[Paige.]

Belieber fever; when you're obsessed with Justin bieber and your room is covered in Justin Bieber posters

Cure; See One Direction in concert, or simply view a picture of them and you're instantly cured!

(Note: You may catch Directioner Disease- Not a bad thing though )

[Jazz]

innith beingdeformantif: a disorder in which many people come under the illusion that they are sitting on the world.
cure: inject the object with 13mg of innybaycol into the lower ankle

detailed+*++*+

[Katiieee]

Orangeous: When you drink orange juice...
Cure: Drink apple juice

[SackRace]

eat un-healthy stuff.

CURE: eat healthy stuff =]

[Cerys]

Cokeavitus - Super addicted to coke.

Cure: Just spill loads in your eye, and you're immediatly throw it away from you, literally.
(true story. my eye is really sore nao. )

[Empired]

Illness: Fames Ludositis (The Hunger Games itis)- A terrible addiction to The Hunger Games which can only be cured by one thing.....

Cure: Gets tickets to see the film

[Dalzius]

Illness: Addicted to human centipede

Cure: By eating centipede's poop

[monkey-anne]

mumytistic

when you cant get enough of your mum because she buys you alot

cure: go to your dad