Caption Phrase - Ends 6th April

[Inseriousity.]

My first competition back as Acting Competitions Manager so it has to be Caption Phrase! For this month's Caption Phrase, we have a picture of the most recent Dancing on Ice reality show where "celebrities" dance on ice... yeah it's not hard to work out what it's about... and one of the contestants nearly slicing open their own head with their roller skate. Ouch. Simply invent the best caption for the picture below to win. Good luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Cerys]

Just gonna casually stab my head with my iceskates and let this dude stare at my boobs...x

[Zahura]

Always wanted to be a surgeon!

[Katiieee]

Ill do this so then I can meet a sexy surgeon.

[Succubus]

You see, Nicki Minaj's song "U stupid ---" really comes in handy with the whole leg thing.

[italianmarcus]

if i do this i get to see jesus! yes!

[Emmz]

Oh look, some ice on my blade !

[Meloneeze.]

"Ohmygod, there's a spider on the ceiling...can anyone see in my leotard....why do I have this metal thingie on my head, and whats this read puss? OMG, THATS MA BLOOD!"

[Andii]

Hold on ive got an itch. Lets continue as if its part of our act

[Samantha.]

The top of my head finally matches the colour of my outfit, yes!!