"I would take away all the chairs in the world just so you would have to sit on my face."
LOL WTH ROFL LMAO. Some chat up lines are just so bad they should be renamed Smackdown Lines where if you say them the chances are you'll be slapped around the face. Just go with this, I couldn't think of a title. For this competition, say the worst chat up line you can. The one that makes me want to slap you the most will win! Good luck!
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01-10-2014, 10:14 PM #1
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- Apr 2006
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- Middlesbrough, England
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Smackdown Lines - Ends 8th October
Last edited by Martin; 03-10-2014 at 07:50 AM.
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03-10-2014, 08:50 PM #2
ima man and your a woman.. you do the math!
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05-10-2014, 12:31 AM #3
- Join Date
- Sep 2014
- Location
- Malaysia
- Posts
- 35
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- 665
- Habbo
- HarryTohJunShen
Your mum's chest hair.
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05-10-2014, 12:57 AM #4
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- Jul 2010
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- United Kingdom
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- 265
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- 282
- Habbo
- diddydude101
If you were an equipment on call of duty, you'd be a stun grenade.
Hi, if you were a burger at mcdonalds you would be mcgorgeous.
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05-10-2014, 07:34 AM #5
The back of your head is ridiculous.
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06-10-2014, 01:03 PM #7
if you were a washing machine, i would put my dirty load inside you
cats > you
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06-10-2014, 08:02 PM #8
- Join Date
- May 2011
- Location
- england
- Posts
- 1,245
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- 369
- Habbo
- !:random!:!
is your dad a fishing man? well if you want you can tell him all about my seamen. Ok done so done night bye!
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08-10-2014, 11:52 AM #9
Your fat.
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