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If you read the news now you'll always see silly stories about celebrities that you just wonder, why is that even news, who actually cares? Well, apparently these sort of stories have a following. They're quite often about celebrity babies, what they did on their holiday, what they wore to the latest premiere. BORING. So for this competition I want you to come up with the funniest fictional news article, and write it. Remember to give it a catchy title.

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Good luck to everyone who enters!

Edited by e5 (Forum Super Moderator) - Please do not comment on competitions, you are only allowed to post entries!

[Honor-Branch]

SHANIQUA

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[Samantha]

Adele the Bell

Christmas is just around the corner and you often find the festive period is full of celebrities releasing albums that get swept off the shelves for Christmas, as they're the perfect gift for that special someone! However, this year a trend has broke out whereby they [celebrities] have started revealing their old family traditions and memories they shared when they were younger. We've had many wacky ideas, but Adele has taken it to a new high and has even brought the tradition back from her childhood.

Growing up, a tradition was apparent in Adele's household and they dressed up as Christmas related items each year and went Carol singing. Some of her family's costumes included an Angel, a shepherd and a sheep, but Adele's was much worse. Adele dressed up as a Bell for years, her family thought it was cute, but mockery at school shook her confidence, 'Adele the Bell' was around for years and she couldn't shake the name off (if she shook she chimed). She was taunted something rotten and everyone laughed at her. The name stuck with her until she left high school where she went on to become an amazing singer. However, now, she has brought Adele the Bell back in a version of a Christmas song, a new take on the whole holiday. In the video, she even wears the Bell costume she was once incredibly bullied for! Who's laughing now though? Adele's a successful singer, Adele the Bell will always be there, but she made it something positive.