2015 HabboxForum General Election: The Parties!

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The 2015 Habbox General Election has begun!

The FIVE parties that have been selected to run in the HabboxForum General Election have been selected and are as follows:



Party Name: Habbox Freedom

Party Leader: olliepotterton
Deputy Leader: WolfyGames
Spokesperson: olliepotterton

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We will spread joy all around Habbox. Instead of bullys and spam, we can turn it
around. We try to let people be free (Freedom.)

Party Name: The DW Party

Party Leader: dbgtz
Deputy Leader: .ExtremeSlayer
Spokesperson: !:random!:!

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It's been a tough 5 years since the previous HabboxForum election. We saw the Habbo merger crash values and furni values inflate more than ever before and all of this having a negative effect on Habbox with user activity at an all time low.

We believe the users of the forum need to provided a united front on the issue and fight for our forum but also to work effectively with other fansites and boost activity everywhere. To do so, we will work closer with other fansites to provide interesting events on client and on forums, a fansite games of sorts being a possible example. With the recently closures of the Nordic hotels, we believe now is the best time to start attracting new members.

We also believe users of the forum deserve more. As 4:3 and low resolution monitors become a thing of the past, internet speeds increase and animation files become more efficient, we can already embrace good image quality with no hindrance to page loading time. This is why we continue to propose an increase on the current signature dimensions by at least 10% each way.

Equality and impartiality are also important issues we face. We at the DW Party know of such injustices after being forced out of the previous election. As such, we propose the abolition of editorialised headings in the “Current Affairs” section of the forum so we can lessen any influence from the thread maker.

Ultimately, we aim for a fairer forum which suits the demands of everyone, and if the DW Party gets elected, we will strive to achieve all of these within the first 2 years of forum management.

Party Name: The Bee Party

Party Leader: Jazz
Deputy Leader: Ripieno
Spokesperson: Collegno

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The Bee Party is wholely commited to the furtherence of Beequal Opportunities within Habbox. This is a deeply-held conviction for each member of our illustrious party, and particularly for our glorious Leaders, Jazzy and Kimberley. Our main points are listed below.

If elected, we promise first to produce a new skin for Habbox Forum to incorporate repeated images of flying, floating and falling bees, all with happy smiles on their faces due to true Beequality. We promise in addition to produce or otherwise have produced a user icon depicting a large bee with breasts and BEEr (our party icon). These are unshakeable mandates if we are to be elected.

Furthermore, we beelieve that the pronouns used on the Forum are deeply offensive to all bee-identifying members of the electorate. As such, we would substitute the pronouns 'He' and 'Her' for 'Bee' and 'Ber', with the collective pronoun 'their' being replaced with 'Bees' in the interests of preserving true species and gender equality.

We would also like to see the inclusion of a facility upon the Habbox Site wherein users can see the line up of Radio DJs for the day; if there is such a facility for the Events, why not for HabboxLive? This seems deeply unfair at its core.

We would attempt to procure, as a free gift to everybody, Bee Party or not, the addition of a black-and-yellow VIP colour for the duration of our tenure within government. We appeal to the common Bee, and we feel that this is what they want.

Finally, we would like Habbox to officially recognise their trademark and site animal as the glorious, industrious Bee. This could take the form of a formal statement, of a mass-PM or simply the inclusion of a discreet bee within the Habbox Site layout. All of these are acceptable.

We are the Bee Party. As Bees, we are industrious, helpful to the environment, committed, willing to place the greater good above ourselves and forever loyal to our queen, MattG. We ask that you consider us when casting your vote. Thank you.

Party Name: UHIP (United Habbox Independence Party)

Party Leader: Lewis
Deputy Leader: -:Undertaker:-
Spokesperson: Sharon

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• Leave the Habbo Union (AKA Official Fansite Status) – in order for us to strive and succeed as an independent fansite, we must leave the union. It will improve our economy alongside bringing back the ability to legalise gambling with the monthly lottery.
  

• Defence spending – we must increase our spending to defend ourselves against the fansites that currently outnumber us. Increased spending in room building, competitions, events and much more must be done for us to remain the best and most well-protected.

• Action plan – unlike the previous government of Habbox, we must aim to do what is best for our people and involve them as much as possible. They have a right to know everything their government is doing, they should never be left in the dark.
  

• Referenda – a referendum every 6 months on an issue such as a new forum skin or idea. A total of 30 names must be collected for an issue to go to a referendum, and it must be a) possible and b) acceptable.
  

• Immigration – we must limit the flooding of immigrants into Habbox. Only skilful, useful immigrants should be granted access to Habbox, whether it be their uses in room building, hosting events or being a specialised habbo doctor.

• Foreign aid – it is clear that our foreign aid is currently out of control, this must be stopped immediately. We plan to cut our budget by almost $100m credits. This will greatly help to improve Habbox with a huge boost in spending for more important things, rather than the others around us.

Party Name: Action Plan Party

Party Leader: Inseriousity.
Deputy Leader: Empired
Spokesperson: Shonly

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• Publish an action plan with plenty of ideas, showing VISION, CREATIVITY and being ACCOUNTABLE to the community.
  
• -:Undertaker:- to be appointed 'Thread Title Editor' to edit titles of any thread he chooses and turn them into something else that generates hatred but plenty of discussion around the forums.
  
• The Don to be appointed 'Fact Checker' who will look at the statistics around every claim. "HABBO IS RUBBISH" = "Since 2008, the number of Habbos playing the hotel at peak times has decreased 85% so your argument is valid."
  
• Run a forum campaign to make Freddos 10p again. This will be called the Freddox campaign. Send lots of angry letters to CEO of Cadburys.
  
• Ban Lewis from the arcade.