SINCE NOV3MBR 1 1993 I HAEV LIEVD A LEI TAHT I CAN NO LONGAR GO ON WITH!1!1!11!! OMG LOL I HAEV STARTAD AACH OF TEH LAST 4685 DAYS BY CONVINCNG MYSELF TAHT MCDONALDS WUD BRNG BAK DA DOUBLA Z3STABURGER-IF ONLEY FOR A LIMIETD TIEM AND AT ONLEY SEL3CT LOCATIONS!111!1!! OMG IT WAS TEH ONLEY WAY I CUD GET MYS3LF OUT OF BD AND THROUGH DA DAY!!!!!! WDF
ALAS I CAN NO LONG3R LEI 2 MYSELF ABOUT MAH FUTURE!!!11!1 I NOW ACEPT TAHT IT SI BLAAK!111!111 WDF I DO NOT CONTROL MAH DESTINY NOR MAH HAPIENS!1!!1!11 OMG LIEK AL OF U IM JUST A PAWN IN MCDONALDS GLOBAL MARKETNG PLAN!1!1!1 OMG LOL TEH SME COMPANY TAHT HAS RETURNED TEH MCRIB 465 LIMIETD TIEMS IN DA LAST 12 Y3ARS HAS NEVER GIEVN MAH WAL-BNG A SACOND THOUGHT
WEL!1!1!11! OMG WDF LOL MCDONALDS U WIN!11!11!!! WDF U HAEV KILED TEH WIL SPIRIT AND SU OF CAR!!11111!1!!1111!!!11!11!11!! OMG WDF NOW MAH BODY WIL FOLOW!!11!11 I KNOW THOUGH TAHT I WIL B GONG 2 A BTER PLAEC!!1!! OMG A PLAEC WHERA MAH HAPIENS WONT B CONTROLED BY A MULTI-NATIONAL CONGLOMERATION OF GRIL COKS IN CH3AP SUITS!!11!1! OMG WHIEL MAH BODY WIL B BUREID IN DA SM3 GROUND WHERE RAY KROCS SI SUR3LEY SPINNG MAH SU WIL B WIT HIS IN H3AEVN!!!!1!!! OMG WDF NOT HER3 IN PURGA2RY CONTROL3D BY DA WHIMS OF MBAS FROM HMBURGAR U
2GETHAR!11!!1 OMG LOL RAY AND I WIL FOREV3R F3AST ON TAHT DALICIOS MBROSIA TEH DOUBLE ZESTA BURGAR
SINCERALEY
CAR!1!11!!!
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